My Favorite Internet Funnies
24 Jan 2011 Leave a Comment
in Funny To Me, Good Times Tags: Internet Funnies, LOL, Videos
I know that I am very late, but Happy New Year everybody!
Now that we have that out of the way, I want to tell you about some things that make me laugh. On the internet, I have seen a few videos that are so silly that I cannot help but laugh. From terrible karate moves to little boys who sing like girls, these clips are so funny that if I was drinking milk, I am pretty sure that it would come right out of my nose….
1) Introducing: Chubby Boy Singing
OMG! He reminds me of the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory Oompa Loompas!
2) Nunchuck Ninja Fail:
He might be the worst martial artist ever!
3) And the bestest, funniest video of them all…Keenan Cahill sings Katy Perry!!!
If he had his own Disney Channel show, I’d watch it (and I would want to be a guest on it too) 
Homemade Lemon Bars Are YUMMY!
21 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Good Times, I Can Do That, I Like Tags: Baking, Dessert, More Please, YUMMY
Last week, I begged my mom for at least three straight days to make my third favorite dessert: Lemon Bars. They are the most delicious treats to have after dinner other than cheesecake, birthday cake and Dairy Queen Blizzards (okay, Lemon Bars are my fourth favorite dessert).
The reason that I like Lemon Bars so much is because they taste sweet with just the right amount of lemony flavor. The crust is made of graham crackers and tastes better than most pies that I’ve had (except for the Sweet Potatoe pie we eat all up at Thanksgiving time).
I think that the best thing about Lemon Bars is that they are the kind of snack that you can eat and not worry about it being very bad for you like too much ice cream or donuts or other sweets that can give you a tummy ache or mess up your teeth. Maybe I can remind my mom of this so she can let me have TWO lemon bars after dinner tonight!
My Baby vs. Charlie
17 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Funny To Me, Good Times, Ouch! Tags: Biting, Funny, Music Video, Naughty Boy
I saw this video last year about a little boy and his brother Charlie. At first the big brother was sitting nicely with his baby Charlie, but then Charlie bites him. When the big brother gets upset and yells, “Charlie bit me!” Charlie starts to laugh. The video made me laugh so hard.
Well, I found this video again, only this time, someone turned it into a music video! It made tears come to my eyes this time. I am just glad that my baby brother doesn’t bite anymore!
A Hairy Situation
12 Aug 2010 1 Comment
in Follow The Rules, Grrr!, Ouch!, What A Mess Tags: Bangs, Hair, PAIN!, Texturizers
I know that my mommy loves me, but sometimes when she does my hair, she really makes me wonder. On Saturday my mom said that it was time to get my hair done. I was really upset because my hair was a mess and I knew that she was not going to be nice to my scalp.
She told me that since I haven’t had a texturizer since school started, it was time to get another one. I really don’t like having to do this because even though mommy reminds me like three days before, I always scratch my head, and then it REALLY hurts when she put the cream in! When she got done putting all of the texturizer in, I still had to sit there for another 5 minutes. Boo!
When she finally washed it all out and conditioned it, my head felt SO much better. Mommy was a little upset with me though because she noticed the little short spot in the front of my head where I tangled the comb in my hair and broke some of the hair.
She said that she was going to have to make bangs. She was really mad about this, but I LOVE bangs so that was a win for Vaeh.
But because my hair gets so big all the time and tangly, mommy said I couldn’t wear it out all of the time. I pouted about this a little bit and so we came to an agreement.
I still hate hate hate getting my hair done, but I always like how pretty it is in the end.
Drive Carefully
05 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Follow The Rules, I Can't Believe It, I'm SO Serious Tags: Be Careful, Driving Safety, Sad News, School Bus
Today I heard a news story about two buses and a pick-up truck that crashed on the highway in Missouri. The good news is that only a few kids were injured. The bad news is that one child and one driver died because of this accident. My sources told me (my grandma) that the buses were headed to an amusement park when the accident occurred.
Even though no one is sure who is responsible for the wrecks, it is still so important to always wear seatbelts and sit properly in moving vehicles like cars and buses. Also, because accidents can happen at any time, I advise you to always pay attention while driving on the road.
You can read more about this story here.
Sports Vaeh
02 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Good Times, I Can Do That, I Like Tags: Active & Healthy, Fun, Sports
I like many different sports. I really like Track & Field. Track & Field is racing, jumping and throwing. It is a lot of fun.
I also like cheerleading. That is stunting, dancing, formations and being thrown in the air.
Another sport I like to do is volleyball. Volleyball involves spiking the ball over the net and setting up plays for your teammates.
I also like tennis. In tennis you try to hit the ball in the box while not letting the other person get to it before it goes out of bounds.
One day I will master all of these sports!
Mom and Dad Don’t Play That!
30 Jul 2010 Leave a Comment
in Follow The Rules, Grrr!, I'm SO Serious Tags: Mom & Dad, Punishment, Spankings, Trouble
I know that my mommy and daddy love me, but they have a lot of house rules. If I don’t follow the rules, there is a very good chance that I will get on punishment…or even worse, a spanking.
Here are five things that my parents just don’t play:
1. If you get caught not doing your homework, well, mom and dad don’t play that.
2. If you litter out of mom or dad’s car window, well they don’t play that either.
3. If you take mom and dad’s stuff, you may end up with no furniture in YOUR room.
4. If you lie to mom and dad’s face, I see pain in your future.
5. If you fight with your siblings, you might not be able to sit for a few hours.
